Total Medals Earned: 148 (From 37 different games.) Total Medal Score: 2,600 Points
Medals Earned: 2/7 (15/295 points)
Start The Game
Defeat Jack
Get Defeated by a Nerd
Defeat Luis
Defeat ninjamuffin99
Defeat Tom Fulp
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/25 (5/485 points)
Play 360 Degrees.
Collect SKATE.
Collect COMBO.
Knock over all 10 garbage cans.
Squash all 5 birds.
Overload the water system.
Find the Secret Tape
Flip 3 times in the air.
Survive a whole minute after the timer ends.
Finish with more than 5k points.
Finish with more than 20k points.
Finish with more than 75k points.
Finish with more than 125k points.
Finish with more than 300k points.
Finish with more than 500k points.
Finish with more than 1M points.
Finish with more than 2M points.
Finish with more than 5M points.
Finish with more than 10M points.
Complete two goals at once.
Complete three goals at once.
Complete four goals at once.
Complete five goals at once.
Complete all six goals at once.
Medals Earned: 4/10 (30/155 points)
Enter power mode normally for the first time
In one run, survived for at least 60 seconds
Forcibly transformed into a sphere for the first time (that means dying)
Go through 10 small boosts in succession
Use the emergency boost for the first time
In power mode, gain 30 combo
Use the emergency boost when you are 20m near to the wall-of-death
In power mode, gain 100 combo
Stay in power mode for at least 60 seconds
In power mode, gain 200 combo
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/90 points)
first time calculating
0/0
what is 9 plus 10
calculate 5 times
calculate 10 times
find the cupan
r u ok
get random cantaloupe result
Medals Earned: 2/8 (50/350 points)
Enter the museum
Check out Picayune Dreams
Check out Shoot Trip Die
Check out Shogun Triad Deathninja
Check out Dead Estate
Check out Gimmiko
watch "how to draw spoge bob" on YouTube
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/270 points)
Welcome to the rest of your nine lives!
Ya Got Pop'd Son. Unfortunate.
Get a score of 25,000! Hungry huh?
Get a score of 40,000! Calm Down bro.
Get Shot 10 Times! Maybe it was an Accident?
Get Shot 30 Times. You don't accidentally shoot a cat 30 times.
Escape the Cops and Beat the game on Easy Mode!
Defeat the CoptoCopter and Beat the Game on Normal!
Kill 100 Stray Katz! I don't know if you're justified or not.
Kill 200 Stray Katz! Expect some judgment from a jokin' skelecat. Hell, I'm judging you right now!
Medals Earned: 1/2 (100/200 points)
Fail becoming an Australian Citizen!
Become an Australia Citizen!
Medals Earned: 15/16 (150/160 points)
Kick your first Crimp
Check the credits
Pause the game
Restart a level
Clean the Newgrounds Office
Clean the Newgrounds Basement
Clean Tom Fulp's Living Room
Clean Pub Castañon
Soup
Clean Ranch Ramirez
Clean the Junkyard
Clean HELL
Clean Space
Clean the Newgrounds Portal
Complete the game
Kill someone in the credits menu
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/190 points)
You made it 2 minutes without going bankrupt. Good job.
You doubled your seed money!
You made a million in profit which you store on your new yacht.
To the moon!!!! Or mars, whichever you prefer Mr. Musk.
Medals Earned: 2/6 (15/215 points)
Complete 4 levels.
Complete 8 levels.
Complete 12 levels.
Complete 16 levels.
Complete 20 levels.
Complete 24 levels.
